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Get well soon 🙏

BACK IN THE HOLE!!

Its a shark with over two hundred sharp teeth so its a predator without an octopus in stomach but arent most creatures that live in the seas or oceans predators? Except those that just eat seaweed! Nemo was a predator lol!!!

NO JOKE!. MY FRIENDS LITTLE DAUGHTER WHO WASN'T EVEN FOUR YET, COULD NAVAGATE THROUGH THE INTERNET WHILE HOLDING THE MOUSE LIKE AN ADULT...

I watch a lot of comedy, am very hard to please but Orny kept me wanting to hear what he had to say next, it's beyond comedy when it has this much truth in the observation, more like Carlin or Hicks.

"PERCEPTIONS" OF THE TRUTH & THE TRUTH: A recent poll was conducted by a national polling outfit, "YOUGOV". Results to these questions asked of average people on the street. What percentage of the country is black? Answers 41%. Actual, 12% What percentage is "Latino"? Answers 39%. Actual numbers 17% How many families make over $500,000 a year? Answers 26%. Actual figure? 1% (We think a quarter of the country is rich). What percent of Americans are vegetarians? Response? 30% Actual? 5% What percent of Americans live in NY city? Answers? 30% Actual 3%. What percentage of Americans are 'transgender? 22% Actual number, 1% (People believe this BS!) What percentage of your fellow citizens are Gay? Result? 30% Actual 3% So why do people have such inaccurate thoughts on these counts? THE MEDIA! The media run race, gender, wealth stories constantly. Result? You are being brainwashed by the national left with media. Hitler’s propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels would be proud if he had had half the success. Disney just went full on "gender" They will no longer welcome guests with the traditional "Welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls" Why? Because 1% of the population dictates to the other 99% (that would be the vast majority) and corporate America falls for it! Also Disney is 45% owned by the CCP as of mid 2022. Regardless of what you think? Less than 20% of Americans use "twitter" yet twitter controls 80% of public opinion, why? The media. Here is another stat that the MEDIA refuses to ever mention. America is 12% Black. So black men make up about 6% to 6.5% of the population. That small number is responsible for over half the murders annually in America! Next time you are thinking American's have changed and not in a good way, remember, it's fake. It's all a lie. Most people think just like you do, but the media has brainwashed Americans with constant broadcasting of "LIES"!

I have watched this so many times...still have a crush on him!! So funny..so true!❤

My kids were my tech support when cell phones started to be widely used, you know post dial says bag phones 😊

Genuinely FUNNY without being filthy or political...Thank God! Refreshing!!!

What Adam says about incompetent women staffing mid/high-ticket retailers is beyond true. Walk into any Guitar Center or botique auto parts store and ask for x, y or z, and you can expect some "confident" female employee to direct you to exactly what you're not looking for and know _nothing_ about the products in general. Even better, same said woman is on her SM bragging to her friends about what a "girl boss" she is, showing all the men what a badass she is "fighting the patriarchy" everyday at work.

I never miss a Orny podcast can't get enough of Orny.

No offense but I heard Andrew Santino do that bathroom bit about the Dyson and Operation quite a long time before this was posted. Who plagiarized whom here?

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That guest absolutely sucks. What are you thinking Bud?

Spot on mate😂😂

Pablo Escobar had Hippos brought to Columbia in the early 80's. He left and they still have the Hippos there. They are trying to figure out how to get them outta there. Hippos are dangerous for sure.

Cut if off before it got to the funny part? He is Grest! Alot like Bill Burr

Jeremy is a treasure! The two of you guys together make a dynamic duo. Very cool.

What two chess player brains look like if they were talking during a game .

this man has a little bit of Gilbert Gotfried in him and i love that!

77th infantry division “the old bastards”

had a bit of a bill burr-esque vibe going on there, i like it!

Chuckle box!

I told a Senator to send me and my friends when we were menopausal. The men would off themselves to get away from our complaining my husband said lol

Im in

I've live long enough 😂😂😂😂

What a lovely words being a Marshmallow so warm & cuddles

Episode109 on RUclips, as jovial as a jalopy on a junction.

Love him he’s the best

two school girlz that identify as Males.

He is a old semetic women that identifies as a male.

Man y’all have charisma. I see you guys talking for 5 seconds I immediately know I could watch you two talk for hours

Orny in a Hawaiian Shirt... That would be a sight! Hahahahahaaaa

Gilbert Gottfried....lower voice....same kinda funny... he's in the lineage 😂😂😂😂

The "bowel moment of comedy" classic. I always love your podcast. The dog is so sweet. Thanks Orny....I needed some laughter today.

Love Hotzi, the happy depressive and his dog! I have the anxiety too, guys like you two make my day!

8:44😂😂😂😂

Bahaha hahaha 😂

I love the guests, but sometimes ORNY alone is enough!

Hotz and Adams in one sitting!! It’s a good day ❤️❤️❤️❤️

He looks like an angry lesbian.

Hi Orny, I enjoyed this interview, thanks! Love the dog Jeremy.

I always enjoy your podcasts no matter what the subject matter.

FYI ….. flip flops 🩴 are only for throwing or going to the beach 🏝️🤷‍♀️🫣😂😂😂

You are so fucking funny right‼️ I wish I could tell you my story in regards to how unwanted I am in the other life …… so if they decide to enroll you …. Tell them there’s crazy bitch that is also done with BS please 🙏🥰🤷‍♀️😘👍🇵🇷

Hey Onry, so the voodoo hex worked?!?! ❤ get well sumabich

Just luuuuuuve you Ornie!!!

OMG …. I’m so glad I found Orny 😂😂😂 just what we all need ., that gut laugh 🤣 🤣🤣

Im only 34 and i feel old because i can relate to all of these jokes

I once put the coffee pot directly on the electric stove burner rather than the coffee maker hot plate thing and I wasn’t hung over and my kids were not newborns. Yes, it exploded and splattered everywhere. It totally woke me up momentarily before I even didn’t get a sip